Part of a previous midterm for cancer bio said “be sure to label abscissa and ordinate” and my friend and I were like the fuck.
We looked it up. It means “label the x and y axis”
Like are you fucking kidding me. If I saw that on an exam it’d trip me up so much.
The Borowitz Report: Queen Accepts Scotland’s Apology
“‘Although the matter of independence has been settled, one question remains very much open,’ she said in an address televised across Scotland. ‘And my answer to that question is this: yes, I forgive you.’”
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